So I started going to strip...

So I started going to strip clubs two and a half years ago. I was in town for a concert and had never gone before so I hit up the entire block because I never knew if I'd be back in Baltimore. Of all the places I went to that week, this was the most disappointing.

Hustler was one of the last clubs I hit up, so I brought my boy with me. He had only gone once before, so I figured I'd show him a nice time. What we actually got were two of the wackest, vanilla lapdances ever. To this day, after visiting spots throughout DC and NYC, that afternoon still stands out as one of the lamest. The club was gorgeous, as were the handful of girls on deck that day, but they didn't seem at all obliged to try. Definitely not hype. I would consider giving a busy weekend night a shot, but from what I've read on here, they're not much better, really.