Monarchs review Well for starters...

Monarchs review

Well for starters what can I say besides the number of dancers at this club is somewhat abysmal tops there's never more than 12 girls on a shift and that's on a good night on average you're looking at about 8 girls and that line up is always inconsistent so call ahead, which isn't all that bad considering that the entry is only 5 dollars and the VIPs are 75 ,nude 30, topless 15, if you know what you're expecting otherwise its an unfortunate surprise. Downsides are the girls spend a lot of time in back and hang out near the dj's booth so you have to go to them also 2 of there best dancers Annemarie and Amaya have switched from working Fridays and Saturdays to only weekdays which is unfortunate because the rest of the talent on staff is neither ugly or amazing if you know what I mean they're quite average if you can't read between the lines. There best looking dancer at the club is Marie a spearmint rhino transplant with one of only two pairs of breast implants in the club aside from Annemarie which should tell you what I mean by average. If you expect "extras" from marie the cost is so insanely high your best be advised to go almost anywhere else where you'll get much more for your money. Velvet a younger dancer offers extras on a fairly discriminating basis so be advised youre liable to lose your VIP admission price if she doesn't like you and even then the gifts she'll extend are a Pandora's box of full fun too much lighter play. If she isn't in the mood I guarantee you a otherwise boring VIP or lap dance experience from an average looking 21 year old Latina. Ruby is always a guarantee for VIP room fun and is very accommodating and doesn't ask for high tips downside she's no more than average looking for a mid 30's Latina but those who are fans of her VIPs have been known to hold higher opinions of her, particularly because if you have a fantasy just ask you might be surprised by the response. Another dancer Ashley is a very attractive early twenties Latina, small breast but an amazing ass with a bubbly charismatic personality and beautiful face that can easily keep you coming back for more dances problem is she isn't good for anything more than heavy petting sessions only, and will hover over your lap but not touch it/sit on your lap which is a major disappointment no, extras in sight . And that's pretty much a review of the only talent worth mentioning in this clubs very limited line up. The decor is lovely and the staff is nice and will recognize you and be personable if you visit enough with a hearty hello so overall it's a bit of a mixed bag It's neither a bad or a great club merely good and never crowded which may or may not be a bad thing bottom line is if you're interested in a raucous strip club experience especially if you're just out for a night watching pole dances or entertaining company don't go here the dances are far and few In-between and given the limited dancer line up it gets repetitive real fast so if that's more youre speed I recommend spearmint rhino industry 11 dollar entry a healthy number of girls and all fairly attractive too stunning be advised everything quite a bit more expensive. My last thoughts on the club is the clubs under a new manager at the moment who is trying to bring up the standard of the club with new daily specials and it is under spearmint rhinos ownership so there is hope and at times some of their talent has briefly transferred over which is always welcome over the native talent but right now I can't rank this club higher than a 6.5/10 and also honorable mentions to the dj who is a spearmint rhino transplant who plays a good rock selection and the dancer Alexis, great ass small breasts but below average communications skills.