All I can say is OMG!!!!!...

All I can say is OMG!!!!! I grew up in Hickory but never made it to either of the 2 clubs while i was there. Was back in town last week for a meeting and was going to do a little recon work for a possible visit the next day with a buddy of mine. Got there around 7, paid the $10 entry and grabbed a seat. There was 1 girl at the bar with a guy, another giving a table dance and the 3rd sitting with a guy. I sat down and waited to see what happened, and I waited and waited and waited. No dancers on stage which I guess for that time and number of customers wasn't that big of a deal. But I had to go back to the bar to get a beer (she was the one I paid to get in so maybe she should have asked me about a drink at that time). One guy finally left and his dancer went to the back. The other guy then left and his girl then went to the back. Then the girl doing the table dance finished, as she was head to the back she did at least stop to see if I was looking for some company. But to my surprise, she was missing her front teeth or at least part of them because she always put her hand to he mouth before she talked. I told her I was okay for the moment and she then headed to the back with the others. Finally one other girls came out from the back and came over and we starting talking. She was so wasted on something and it was so funny. She asked me my name 3 times in 5 minutes like we had never met before each time. Ended up with a $5 table dance which was pretty lame. So I though with as wasted as she was maybe I could get a little action in the VIP if I flashed a little cash. VIP was $20 a song so I though WTF, it's cheaper than I pay in Raleigh. We went back and that dance wasn't much better. Barely touched her tit a couple of times, which didn't matter to her, but that prompted the bartender to come in and say "no hands", looked up and saw the cameras. Oops, busted. That pretty much ended any chance of salvaging the night. Payed my money and headed for the door. Guess I can scratch that one off the list of possible unless someone gives me a reason to try it again.