Came here two nights in a...

Came here two nights in a row on Tuesday and Wednesday. The reason we came on Tuesday is because they advertise "Crazy Tuesdays" or whatever it is. $5.00 dances, $2.00 drinks. We get there and its a $10.00 cover per person. Turns out that "Crazy Tuesday" is only the FIRST TUESDAY OF THE MONTH. The draft beers were still $2.00 which was a decent deal. They use 10-12 oz glasses from what I could tell. For the $2.00, it was worth it. The $5.00 dances are only the first Tuesday of every month. The club was pretty dead...we stayed until about 10:00 and decided to hit up the Hi Liter. Mostly black girls on Tuesday.

Wednesday- Decided to come back with my friend for "Ladies Night". Ladies get in for free and also receive $1.00 well drinks/you call its. Not too bad. $10.00 cover for guys and guys can get $5.00 "you call its". I just drank bottles of water ($3.00). One of the reasons we came tonight was for Amateur Night. Amateur Night started just after midnight. There were only 4 contestants and only ONE of them even showed her tits (she won btw). It was whack!

The saving grace of this night was that I met the greatest stripper of all time. Her name is Kaya and she is fucking amazing! Face like Jessica Alba (pretty much doppelganger status) and an ass like Kim Kardashian. I was in awe! When I first tipped her on stage and felt that big round, soft booty, I was hooked! I had a few dances from her throughout the night. I'm lucky I didn't need to pull out my ATM card. She is the type of girl that could drain your wallet, fast! She is absolutely gorgeous and has the best ass I have ever seen on a stripper. It was marvelous!