This place is way out on...

This place is way out on Division, closer to Gresham than downtown Portland. So, I did go here on an afternoon, I shouldn't have expected much. Saying that I didn't fall in love is putting it mildly. In fact, there wasn't really a girl there whose set I could sit through without feeling a little awkward. Not your traditionally attractive girls working this shift. They weren't particularly comfortable up there either. There was one that wanted to talk to me but was incapable of conversation. Another girl threw something at me from the stage while I was sitting at the bar waiting for a refill. Anyways, reviewing the talent might be kind of pointless. I'm sure it changes all the time, and I'm certain I didn't catch their A team on a weekday afternoon.

As far as the actual club goes, it was pretty nice. As far as stage configurations, I honestly think it is one of my favorites in Portland. It is just a big marble slab basically. No rail, or drop, or step. Just a slab. It puts the girls up as close as they care to be, and doesn't have anything to obscure the view. This stage is a 360 degree seating, lozenge shape in the middle of the room. The bar runs most of the length of the wall, the DJ booth and backstage is on the opposite wall. They had a second stage that they weren't using.

Overall I thought the layout and buildout was good. Didn't care for the afternoon talent. I found no reason to go out of my way for a visit.