Went to this club recently and...

Went to this club recently and paid the outrageous cover charge. I think it was almost $40 because I had to buy a membership as well as pay the cover. Once I got in, I sat down at a table and was enjoying the show when a dancer I made eye contact with came over and sat down. After a few moments of idle chit chat she asked me to move to the couch because it would be more comfortable. In reality, it was so she could tell me about what she could offer. Prices were sky high. She was cute, but I could not see her body, so I declined any fun. Glad I did. When she danced on stage her stomach was wrecked. Glad I didn't get fooled. She was very nice, but no way I was paying for that. There were a couple of hotties, but mostly outnumber by girls who should really not be taking off their clothes. There was a pretty interesting pair of ladies who did a lesbian show on stage.

Well, after I moved to the couch, all the tables got taken, so I was stuck, and most of the ladies did not work their way back to the couch, or maybe figured I was taken. Finally I did get a chance to move to a table, and after a few minutes, the hottest girl in the club sat down, and was all over me. Really great body and cute face. Now I know I gave the dancers a 5, but that is the average. There were a couple of ladies hotter than 5 (maybe 3 total over a 5) and the rest were 5 or below. Well I could only stand so much of her attention before I agreed to a lap dance. I have been going to clubs off and on for the better part of my adult life (and I am old) It was a really terrific lap dance. Or rather 2 of them. I lost track and was not upset to pay for 3 AND tip her. So all in all a very mediocre experienced salvaged at the end.