Went with my friend who is...

Went with my friend who is a local to his favorite strip club in the area. I am not sure if they have valet parking but we parked a few blocks away in a deserted but not terribly unsafe looking area

Once we arrived, after a quick briefing of the rules, pay the $15 entry and we were in. Place looks pretty nice and well maintained. The lighting is just right since I was its dark enough to set the mood but still bright enough to see the dancers.

Within 30 seconds of sitting down at a table, and before we could order our $7.50 Red Bull's (that price is each) we were each approached by girls who proceeded to not sit in the empty chairs but our laps. Um, that is my phone in my pocket and no, I'm not that happy to see you. Very friendly, talked about her sister in Florida, her boyfriend, asked if I was going to ever bring my wife in then promised to come back after we had a chance to get settled.