After a $5 cover, the dances...

After a $5 cover, the dances here are very affordable at $10 per (full, not shortened) song, with a $2 coin tipped to the DJ for every visit to the booth with a girl (so one song or twenty, it's only $2). I'm also impressed that even at that price, no one tried getting half a song out of me as a full one. They'd usually suggest waiting for the next song, either talking, or in one case, offering me half of a free lap dance. I have to imagine that's a policy, one that I wished more clubs got behind. Value here is pretty great as far as the pure ass-on-dickonomics of it. Once you start applying other metrics to it, like dancer quality, that may change for you. I set quality as a 6 for most people, but personally, I have lower standards than a lot of people, so I'd give them a 7.5. Clearly not the hottest women in the word, but certainly a few gems.

Le Gentlemen's Choice II is an odd bird. I had a lapdance from this voluptuous, half Belgian, half Rowandan (Hell of a mix) dancer who commented on exactly the issue is here for girls: The place is run down. The booths are constructed of flimsy plywood painted black, with curtains strung across the booth entrance on short bungie cords. The whole place could use a renovation. Top notch talent wants to dance elsewhere. As a customer I can appreciate it the same way I like dive bars, but for dancers, they want to have pride where they work. So there you are. Any girl of exceptional quality there is only there briefly, until they get those implants or lose those last few pounds keeping them out of the bigger, better Montreal locations.

The atmosphere here is very friendly and the staff is generally talkative and upbeat. Lighting is pretty dim, but that's going to happen anywhere that's showcasing girls that aren't scoring 8-10. Volume is low enough to have a conversation pretty much anywhere in the club, only needing to speak up slightly if you're a quiet talker. There's a rear "VIP" area that's hardly ever in use, with a bed that's also almost never in use.