In town on business, so I...

In town on business, so I didn't really know what to expect from Austin. When I approached the entrance from the parking lot I got major deja vu. I realize I went to this very club over 20 years ago. Funny. It hasn't changed much.

I stepo in and grab a beer and sit outside the stage area to kinda scope things out. Oddly, there isn't a tip rail seating at all. People just line up at the edge of the stage and give a tip, get a little attention, and then walk away with their boners. Really weird to me. Too public to be fun.

I was getting no attention from the girls working the floor for quite a while until one ghoulish looking blond came to sit by me. Skinny, pale, and big black bags under her eyes. Heroin chic. She hung out and made bad conversation when I noticed this dancer, a skinny latina with tiny boobs, on stage had about 2 inches of visible landing strip pubes above her panties. I was like "Wow - didn't know you could do that." to which the junkie replied "Oh you can't. She breaks a lot of rules. She's trouble." Jackpot!