This is, quite possibly, the greatest...

This is, quite possibly, the greatest club on the planet. It distinguishes itself in two ways, firstly from the overly regulated and over priced US clubs a mile over the border and secondly by being the most upscale and friendly in Tijuana from the perspective of non-locals.

There is no way for me to compare it properly to a regular strip club because there you cannot take the girl upstairs to fuck her. If you could, it certainly would cost more than $60. I was in Spearmint Rhino in London the other week where I received a rather dubious cash-up-front proposition to the tune of $5000 that almost certainly would have resulted in no sex at all! So gentlemen, if you want to have real fun stop wasting your time and money at other clubs its that simple.

Hong Kong is not the most classy place i've ever seen but it would still get itself a 7/10 on my very strict scale and a solid 10 in terms of bang for your buck, quite literally. You will have to tip left right and centre but in most cases a buck is fine. One girl reminded me to tip the doorman and I slipped him a twenty - she looked at me agape and said "what are you doing, i meant give him ONE dollar!" The waiters who are present in a very large number will seat you, bring you drinks, bring you girls, bring the girls drinks etc all to make the club its cut. If therefore you don't want to be taken for a chump just decline any offers, get your own food and drink and with the girls just walk up to them, point at them, smile and make an "upstairs" hand gesture. They get it, they love it, its what they work for as they don't have to give the club a %. If you learn some rudimentary spanish this will help but is not required if you are confident around girls.