Worst visit to a strip club...

Worst visit to a strip club ever. Before I even got inside the door monkey informed me I was parked in a valet only spot; I could either fork over $5 or move to the back side of the lot. I looked closely around the lot-none of the spots are marked VALET as they are at any other business that offers that service. I relocated my car, and as I entered the club I mentioned the lack of marking to him. His lame reply was-they're marked, you just didn't see it. Once inside the cheerful (and best looking girl working) tried to give me $40 in singles as change for $100. When I asked for a few larger bills, she pouted and said she'd have to go to the bar to change them out. So my entry was delayed another few minutes. Once inside I did get decent and prompt service from the waitress who brought me a cold beer, but didn't smile much. I settled in and looked around-only about a dozen customers in the seats, 3-4 other dancers sitting around, and a wide and lumpy girl on the stage. I got more pleasure from watching the football game on the TV than that action. She was replaced by another thick one, just not what I am coming to these clubs to enjoy. The rest of the girls seemed really really bored and mostly stared at their phones. One finally approached me asking if I wanted a dance. I declined with a friendly 'just got here, maybe a bit later'. After the next song she got on stage for her set. At least she wasn't thick, but she never took off any clothing and did all three songs in a bikini. After that I was out the door. I won't be coming back here any time soon, if ever. How can a strip club in a college town at the beach be so lacking in talent??