I hadn't been in the Pen...

I hadn't been in the Pen for a while. It is such a hit or miss place. I went in and after my eyes adjusted to the room went and sat at the bar. I was approached by this girl Mercedes. I have been told she is around 58 and I believe it. Is is frustrating and annoying. I gave her a $1 for the jukebox and she left me alone. Eventually a new girl started talking to me. She was Hispanic and as built like a brick shithouse. Eventually I went up to stage to watch her dance. She then came back to my table. She hung out... I didn't even buy a drink. She slid her hand up my shorts to give mini-me not just a touch but full attention. She eventually had to answer the phone and I didn't see her. I eventually left and was disappointed I did not get to spend any private time with her.