I've never been so bored at...

I've never been so bored at a strip club.

I was only there for a bachelor party. My group was in the parking lot and the manager was watching us from the time we got there. He eventually came out to us and told us the prices. $20 to get in! We were in a group of 13. The bachelor got in for free. I didnt have cash and the ATM charged me an extra $10! Fuck! We went to the liquor store and brought our own beer in.

The stage was super far away. Basically even if you are in the front row you can barely see the girls. Ive never been to a club where u can't sit down and tip the girls. You have to actually get up and walk to the stage. There weren't very many people there and the strippers weren't mingling much. I got a lapdance, the lapdance rooms were private which ive never seen before. But the lousy dance was $45!!! The first thing the girl said when she sat down was "you know this is a no touch dance, right?" (boner killer) It was pretty much your normal $20 dance. but double the price.