So for our first trip to...

So for our first trip to Vegas, my wife and I wanted to take in a strip club for sure. We called and arranged for a limo around 8, and were picked up pretty much on time, taken around to the back door and escorted to our seats by a friendly manager. The limo was great, driver was great, and the experience is worth it. We tipped 20 bucks, but the limo ride is free. Got to get a taxi back though.

When we first got there, I was a little underwhelmed by the size of the club. I was expecting bigger from the pictures I saw on the website. And it was almost empty. One girl on stage, hardly any walking around. The hottest girls were bunched up on a couch and not interacting at all. We almost left. but I think we were just a tad early and in the middle of the shift change. We ordered some overpriced drinks, and started letting the alcohol do it's thing. By 10:00 or so, the club was coming more alive. More girls walking around. Finally one approached us and sat in my wife's lap. We got a couple of $20 dances from her, and they were great. My wife really likes her. The dancer started talking about a private dance, but I was sure my wife didn't want to pay for that, so I didn't really pursue. But after she left, my wife was like, that sounds fun, so I'm like, well find that girl and let's do it. But she had disappeared, so we decided if we saw her again, we would flag her over. A few minutes later my wife goes to the restroom and another stripper parks herself in my lap and start whispering in my ear and rubbing on me. My wife comes back, and we get a dance from this girl and she is aggressive. She has my wife's tit out sucking on it telling me to suck on the other one. It was hot. So we decided to see what more we could get out of a private dance.

Now, I had read the reviews, so I wasn't sticker shocked on the private dance. I can't remember exactly what it is now, but something like $250 for 30 minutes. Plus the stripper asks you to tip the bouncer to make sure we're not bothered, so I did. Plus there is a 2 drink minimum, but all of a sudden any drink you buy is $35. It's ridiculous, so no this going in. They say you can get top shelf liquor, but we are beer drinkers, so I just bit the bullet and got us a couple of $35 beers.