So, here's the situation with Cheetah's...

So, here's the situation with Cheetah's - it is definitely a gem in Las Vegas, preferred by and often frequented by locals. Even if you are not a local, always tell them you just moved there - they will treat you better. In the afternoon until 9 pm, as I recall, the lap dances are 2 for $20 with no cover. Afterwards, the cover is $20, but below, I'll explain how you can get in totally free anytime. During my conference in Las Vegas, I went to this club 2 times. Once in the afternoon on a Thursday, and once in the evening on a Friday. I got lap dances at the back of the club both times - not a private, in the back dance. Those are expensive, but from what I heard, they can get freaky. Anyway, the first lap dance was pretty good from a Filipino chick - not as much grinding, which I do enjoy. However, the girl was rubbing my dick with her hand (through my pants) which felt pretty damn good. She even told her friend that I have an impressive package and to come over and grab my dick, which is exactly what she did! I was rubbing both their asses at the bar - nobody flinched - Las Vegas rocks! The second lap dance was by a bigger booty blonde European chick. She just kept bouncing on my dick haphazardly and awkwardly - she was a bit on the heavier side - not fat - just not as petite as I typically prefer. Because she was on the heavier side, she almost hurt my dick. That, I did not enjoy.

Now, for tips on how I got in with $0 cover charge. I went in the afternoon and told the bouncer that I was there the previous night and was given a VIP card, which I mistakenly gave to a dancer when I paid her for a lap dance. He gave me a new VIP card - no questions asked. The VIP card works this way - you pay cover the first time, and when you have that card, you no longer have to pay any cover - make sure you ask for the card! So, at most, you will pay $20 for your entire trip, if you go multiple times. Disclaimer: Ethically, the reason I felt this was okay to do was because I had been to Cheetah's a year back and did actually receive a VIP card, but lost it. Since it has no expiration date, essentially, it entitles you to free admission indefinitely. If I hadn't lost it, I would have gotten free anyway, so I took my chances - and it worked. It is up to you how you feel about trying this trick. If you decide to do it, be extra kind to the dancers, so the cover you would have paid will go towards their time :). Enjoy, everyone!