Stopped in and "joined the Club"...

Stopped in and "joined the Club" I decides to check this place out and see if it was any good. The place is in an old bank in front of a broken down shopping center. Almost all the the businesses in this area are closed. (Anything that touches Chicago becomes cancerous and dies) You walk in the entrance area and they take your money $10 check you ID and have your sign a membership agreement he explains that this is a nude club where touching is ok except the kitty. They sell bottled non alcoholic drink at thee entrance. You go in and there is a stage on the back wall. There were three dancers working and no one on stage. I was the only customer. The was a thick black girl that greeted me and I had been driving so I went to the bathroom. It was moderately clean and useable. The second girl (a 4 or 5 at best) I saw went on stage after I asked if anyone was going on stage. She looked at least 40, painfully thin with the beginnings of meth-mouth. After she was on stage and took most off with good kitty flashing the black girl came up behind me and asked if I wanted a dance and before I could look at her she decided I did not want a black girl. I did not get a look at her as I came in from the sun outside so I had no good idea what she looked like. I asked the skinny girl if there were any other dancers and she said yes she would send her out. She was a tall bleach blonde with an ass the size of a car rear end. I swear this girl's ass had to be at least 50 to 60 inches around. I mean you could see around this girl. She would need at least two airline seat and a shoe horn to force all thet cottage cheese into a chair!!

Dances are 20/1, 30/2, 40/3 and then the private rooms start and 70/ 15min(I think) I was not interested.

Very unlikely I would ever come back even if in the area.