I knew I was in trouble...

I knew I was in trouble when I saw two cars in the lot but figured what the heck. Walked in paid the $5 cover and $6.75 for a Bud Light. There were 4 guys sitting at the bar they looked like of regulars chatting up the bartenders and dancers. I sit behind the stage facing the bar, on stage is a skinny girl decent body small breasts dancing a very long 4 song set. No one in the place is paying any attention to her stage performance. She finishes another like body dancer gets on stage same results. After about 10 minutes the first dancer comes over to chat me up, first words out of her mouth were we only have 3 girls dancing today. I had all ready seen two and was not impressed. The third dancer gets on stage a larger girl with big floppy breasts, She starts her set, half way into the first song her bikini top can no longer contain the hounds and out they flop. I have never drank a beer faster in my life to get the heck out of dodge. I did not get out before the third girl gets off stage and comes over to talk. Her first words were I am so drunk do you want to do a private. I say no thanks and hit the door running. It was a perfect day I am sure most people had other things to do outside but by far the worst experience every in this place