Two words: stay away. Do not...

Two words: stay away. Do not waste your time. I spent a day and a half in London at an event and decided to check out one of the local establishments, out of curiosity. I've never, ever been to a club with less talent. And it was a Saturday night ! The club entrance itself is off Dundas; cover charge Saturday night around 10pm was about $9; interior set up kind of like Sundowners, a sister club. In fact it was because of the Sundowners connection I decided to check it out. I entered the club. It was sparsely populated. What I saw on display was the sorriest collection of strippers ever assembled; one fatter than the next. Only one of interest and at that point I could not tell if she was attractive or it was just the contrast. I stayed about 40 minutes hoping it would improve; it never did. If this is what London has to offer I feel sorry for the resident mongers.