The Horns
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262-264 Old Street Shoreditch EC1V 9DD United Kingdom

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naref
Sep 23, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. It is the only venue to have been recently added to the circuit. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area, now there are less than 10 (and a couple of those are best avoided). I do prefer this type of venue to expensive entrance fee type venues, because by putting a pound coin in the girls collection jugs for each dance you pay for exactly how long you are in the venue which seems more fair.

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Maybe I got a little carried away last time by saying it's the best on the circuit. Browns and The White Horse have a slight edge in that you can sit nearer the stage. That said this is in general a fine venue with little to complain about. Today maybe wasn't one of it's better days though. I arrived at 13.00 (or so) on a Saturday (about when strippers start)as is my (recent) custom. Six girls were in attendance. All were glamorous and attractive. Three were great enthusiastic acts, putting a lot into it. Sadly the other three were boring, going through the motions type girls who looked bored shitless so bored me shitless. I decided to move onto another venue as three out of six good girls wasn't a good enough average for me. It's the luck of the draw. On several recent occasions I've arrived at 13.00 and stayed until gone 23.00 so a day like today is rare.

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