Sunday funday
730PM on the Saturday before Christmas, the wife is out of town and I'm sitting at home, stoned, wondering which of our community girlfriends are working tonight. Before too long I'm at the club with a fat stack of fresh greenbacks burning a hole in my pocket and a lust for hot chicks, titties in my hands and ass on my dick. The night did not disappoint (except my wallet 😭).
I expected the club to be busier than it was. When I got in, there were maybe a dozen or so other PLs and what seemed like a few less girls. After getting a drink (water, since full nude = no alcohol here) and sitting down, this leggy white brunette in a bikini get up with great fake tits sits down and starts chatting me up. I'm trying to maintain eye contact but I can't help but notice her epic titties, which are actively, forcefully pulling my eyes down. Does she have magnets in there or something? I want. To touch. Da titty. My face isn't hiding a thing, and right away she invites me to have some fun with her in the back. We talk price (1/40 and 3/100) and I let her know I'd like to start with one and see about going for three.
We get up and I see that this chick is tall. Taller than me. I'm used to being taller than most, and the highest a stripper has come up with pleasers is to my nose. I think she might be my height without the heels. As she leads me into the back I start thinking of her as this sexy Amazonian. We settle into a booth and I ask if I can touch her. She tells me no vagina, gentle on the titties, no pinching. I laugh and tell her that there won't be any pinching, and to let me know if I get too rough. Miss Amazon settles on me in cowgirl and starts a gentle grind, and I got two giant handfuls of titties already. Kudos to her surgeon, A+ job sir. She motorboats me, and then teases me by waving her crotch in my face. I wanna kiss the kitty, but I settle for a peck on her flat stomach instead. She switches to reverse cowgirl and her ass just smothers my dick. She slides down my lap, leans back against me, and puts her neck against my face and throws her chest out. Her hair is tickling my nose and her titties are in my hands. She gets up, bends over, slides her bikini to the side and spreads her lips for me. I'm surprised to see she's wet.
I smack her ass and when she gets on me in cowgirl again, I tell her, let's go for three dances. She smiles. Miss Amazon's got a decent dance game and a rocking body, the little guy downstairs is happy happy. At one point she's pulling her bikini to the side and slowly bouncing bythat shiny kitty down on my boner. That, and her statuesque body were the highlights. Fantastic titties. Despite her fierce stature, Miss Amazon's dances were a little on the slow slide.
Im trying to sample the field so we take a break after our time is down and I head back to the floor. Before long this latina in a little black dress that's cut kinda in a fishnet pattern starts chatting me up. I notice I can see her tits through her dress, and she looks like a tiny sexy little thing sitting next to me. Again, it doesn't take long before we head into the back.
Little Black Dress drops into my lap and is immediately bouncing and grinding herself on my dick with vigor. I'm rock hard already. Her legs are together and her back is arched, I grab her by the waist and my hands are almost touching, damn, she really *is* a tiny thing... That ass is round and soft and working all kinds of magic on my boner. Yeah, this is more my speed. She lifts her dress up and gets that soft booty out, then pops her titties outta her dress. I'm getting carried away, I'm grabbing this and that, and before long I'm bouncing her up and down and thrusting myself against her. This spinner would be real fun in bed I think. Her natural titties are super soft and squishy after Miss Amazon's epic fakes. Little Black Dress is soft and tight in all the right places, just the way I like. Three songs go by faster than Id like, but it's still early in the night. My appetite for variety has not yet been satisfied. We hug, she asks my height, we thank each other and I tell her to come find me later.
Phew. My heads (both of em) are spinning a bit and I settle down to watch the stage for a bit from a few rows back. The DJ tells us that the girl we're about to see is making her debut. She's a fit blonde with a nice tan and good hair. She knows her way around a stage, and pretty soon she starts throwing that pussy around. Puffy lips and a round behind, I'm gonna try and find her later (spoiler, I didn't). It's during her second set that I notice this little white dot in her vagina, and I'm thinking no way did she stuff the tampon string up there lmao. She moves to the other side of the stage and starts twerking in doggy style for this group of dudes. I see them notice what I seen, and the incredulous look this guy gave his friend had me laughing. Damn, she's ballsy. Alright, maybe no dances with her tonight haha.
After a bit of watching girls slide up and down the pole, my eye is drawn to this stripper walking the floor, for two reasons. She this tall, thin and pale blondie in this white get up. She's wearing a wide collar of dazzling, thin metallic strips, this super cropped, open white jacket with fuzzies at the collar and cuffs, soft white bra, matching panties, a body chain around her hips that matches her collar, upon which dainty metal sparklies dangle over her crotch, and matching white pleasers. So her outfit is the first reason, but her funny ass walk is reason number two. Idk if its part of her hustle or what, but it is a very knee dipping, leg forward, shoulders back, arms slightly bent at the elbow and turned so her wrists are facing forward kind of walk. Every step hints at a curtsy. Interesting, and a little awkward and unnatural haha. I think I may have gotten an air dance from her before but I can't be sure. Whatever, I'm digging her look and I smile at her from across the room. She leg stalks over to me.
She kneels down and puts her face right in mine to talk, which I appreciate because she's pretty and its loud where I'm sitting. What doesn't help is this soft little doll voice she's got going on. It's a good hustle, but c'mon lol, Im not trying to moonlight as a lip reader. She tells me her name, and I tell her how much I like her look and how she looks like a snow princess. She giggles and calls herself a snow bunny, too bad I'm no BBC. We have a giggly chat about snow sports, rock climbing and sky diving. I privately wonder if we're having the same conversation about "skiing," but I decide not to pursue it as I left that behind a while ago and the little guy doesnt work too well when Daddy gets into the nose sugar. Not the kinda night I'm looking for. I see that Snow Princess has white highlights in her eyeliner, which really complete the look. I admire the game, and after some more conversation I let Snow Princess lead me into the back. Her walk isn't as funny looking from behind, but whether thats because she stopped doing it once she made a sale or because Im staring at her ass too hard to notice and got lost admiring the way the single strand of body chain dangled in her ass crack, I cannot say.
Snow Princess chooses a booth and we agree to one song for now, with the option to extend. She kindly asks for payment up front, which, whatever, it's not my favorite but I get it. She straddles me, I've got my hands on her hips, but she doesn't quite grind. So I *did* get an air dance from her before. Ah well, let's see how this goes. She immediately puts her face in mine, forehead to forehead and teases some kisses while slowly gyrating. She starts running her fingers through my hair, playing with my neck and holding my face in her hands. Intimate, differently. I'm normally all about the grind, but I figure I'll get plenty of mileage tonight, may as well see what her game is. She asks if I wanna keep going and I tell her I do.
The grind never materializes, but Snow Princess makes a great show of getting undressed. Its like an intimate, private stage show with my shy and sexy girlfriend. She's playing cute and innocent really well, Im intrigued. After stripping off her top, she gets back on top of me and I slide my hands from her waist to her titties. She gently stops me, ah well, this is why I normally ask beforehand. All in all, it was a cute, tease-y experience but Im not interested in more. Killer outfit though, and she pulls off the girl next door tease skillfully.
Back out on the floor, and this friendly stripper I recognize from my other trips starts chatting me up. She remembers me too, and we have a fun time catching up and talk about a lot of normal stuff. Finally, regular conversation. Friendly Stripper has zero perceptible hustle with me, Ive turned her down more often than not in the past. I'm alternating between paying attention to Friendly Stripper and the stage, but at one point my attention is taken by this gorgeous brunette bombshell taking the stage with an ass to die for. I admire her face and booty for her first set, and when she took her top off in her second set, my jaw about but the floor. Damn, Brunette Bombshell has got the whole package, I gotta find her later. After about a half hour of watching the stage with Friendly Stripper, the conversation starts to dry up and I ask her if she wants to get some dances. She's like damn I was wondering when you were gonna ask! So idk, maybe her hustle is no hustle 🤷.
Friendly Stripper gives me a bit of a low energy dance tbh, makes sense since she told me she'd been there since opening. Anyways, I like our vibe and I have some fun. She keeps playing with her kitty in a teasing way and Im entranced. Idk why it gets me more than it usually does, maybe bc Friendly Stripper is so laid back it feels like I'm not in a strip club and I'm just watching a friendly acquaintance touch herself. I'm good after three dances, we chat on the way out and I wish her a good night.
I spy Brunette Bombshell chatting up some other PL. I give her a smile and she gets the hint. Before I know it she's kneeling next to me asking me all kinds of questions. Brunette Bombshell is even hotter up close. Shes beautiful. Shes got a super cute voice and is incredibly chatty. We head into the back and she takes her magnificent tits out and immediately starts bouncing on my lap, still chatting haha. Her tits feel amazing, and she finds my boner real quick. She manages to maintain contact with the guy downstairs all throughout the dance as she changes positions, rubbing it with her ass, her leg, her tits, she never lets me go. Relentless! What a pro, shes still trying to have a conversation but I can't keep up. The slow way in which she throws her ass back is getting me going, and when she twists to look back at me with her tits swaying in rhythm it just about does me in. This girl is fuckin gorgeous. At one point she arches herself diagonally in my lap, gives me a fantastic view of her chest, and grinds her ass in slow little circles on the tip of my cock. Phenomenal. Its the lap dance version of the Double Handy McTwist or the good ol Slurp'n'Swirl. Is this true love?
Eight dances later and I need a breather. A trip to the bathroom, a refill, and more stage shows. The club is popping now and they got both stages going. I check out all the new girls who started their shift while Brunette Bombshell and I were busy in the back. Pretty soon this latina spinner in this tiny green bikini get up is chatting me up. Why not, she seems like a little brown ball of sexual fun.
I get comfortable in the booth and as she strips off her top, Latina Spinner asks me what my star sign is. Her smile gets wider and takes on a hungry quality after I answer. She makes me guess her sign. I get it right, and surprise surprise, we're compatible. Her eyes light up and shes like oh so you know astrology? Just saying, paying to that crunchy shit comes in handy. That wasn't no guess on my part. Before I know it, Latina Spinner throws herself onto me and starts riding with aggression. Shes grabbing my shoulders and slamming that soft puffy kitty onto me. Si, papi, si she squeals. I was right about more than her zodiac, she *is* a little, brown, *aggressive* ball of sexual fun. Shes pinching her nipples real hard while riding and staring me down. I've got all of her tiny, juicy ass in my hands and I'm spreading her open. Shes moaning, I'm moaning, we're having a good time. Shes bouncing, she's rocking, at one point she guides my hands onto her tits, pins my arms with her legs, gets her feet on the seat and starts doing the bouncy bounce on my dick. She fucking sticks her tongue out for me and almost goes ahegao. I feel her wetness through my pants. Latina Spinner grinds and bounces slow and fast bent over in reverse cowgirl and it's almost like I'm doggy styling her. Her bikini is to the side, I'm alternating between spreading her cheeks open and grabbing her hips and thrusting. I spy one of the sexiest buttholes I've ever seen. It winks just the tiniest bit open and it's the most inviting sight of the evening. Aha, I suspect Latina Spinner's ass has seen some action.
We take a quick break after six dances and then she sells me on a 30 minute session. Easy. Easy, easy sell with the way she was loving on my dick. Shes hellbent on making me cum the entire time and starts giving me a grand ol handy through my pants. I've never been one to LDK and still haven't, but damn did she put her heart into it. I'm leaking. Shes got me down bad and I start seriously thinking I wanna fuck. I drop some hints that ultimately don't go anywhere, ah well, still having fun. Thirty minutes seem like so much and so little time. Latina Spinner thanks me for a good time and asks if I wanna keep going. I'm starting to get tired and idk if I can match her aggressive energy for much longer. I tell her I'm done for the night, I wanna end things on a high note. She gives me her number and hugs me goodnight.
I take another leak, get a second wind and decide to stay a bit more. The club is fuckin busy now, and I want to see who's on the menu. No one really grabs my attention, and right as I decide to call it a night I see Brunette Bombshell leaning against a wall chatting with another stripper. Fuck it, I can't stay away. I walk over, she smiles enthusiastically and I ask her if she wants to dance.
Same high quality of dances as before, Brunette Bombshell is maintaining constant control of my dick except I'm able to keep the conversation going this time. I'm getting less interested in the grind and more into what she has to say, but I've always got a handful of tit, ass, or both. Brunette Bombshell is smart and funny, fuck man, this girl is *dangerous*. I call it quits after eight dances, and we keep the conversation going for a bit. She tells me she wants to see me again, I tell her my availability isn't the best. She offers me her number and I accept, telling her I'll check in to see when she's working. She laughs and tells me not to be shy. Danger danger, I tell myself.
This time I'm done for real, and I drive home smelling of stripper with stains on my crotch, a bruised bank account and some very, very happy memories.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
