Went to Dallas as a wingman...

Went to Dallas as a wingman on a recon mission to gather info for a future large gathering in few weeks. Entered club at 620 pm and found club about 20% capacity for patrons. There seemed to be about 40 ish working the area. We sat near main stage about three rows for pervert alley. We were attacked by numerous waitresses for the next 2 hours. My guess is that you only get assigned a certain waitress if you open a tab with a credit card. Within moments of arriving a 8 ish blond approached us and wanted to provide a dance. We sent her on her way so that we could drink a beer and get our bearings. The place was slow for B D and generally the girls level of enthusiasm reflected this. We saw a certain heavy blond that had some of the largest strap on fake titties that we had ever seen. She was literally standing on the stage and dancing zero. No effort. I cute little brunette hit the main stage and had some true entertainment skills. I watched and tipped her around the various stages. She joined me at the table and said that it was slow and she was soon to be traveling to Williston, North Dakota to dance for oil workers. Got a copy great dances and returned happy. We then left to go to the Cabaret Royale so that friend could make his scheduled appointment. Still the best afternoon or early stop in Dallas.