I arrived at the club just...

I arrived at the club just after it opened. I really have to stop doing this. I was the only customer. No dancers were on the floor. Met Dale the manager? Talked a few minutes. I mentioned that Lisa Ann was going to appear. He said "yes" but she is getting a little " long in the tooth and very demanding." He didn't elaborate. I asked about the buffet and he said it would probably start around 1:00pm. I said that I would be gone by then so he recommended the "beer and burger" for $5. He said that they were known for their burgers. So I said OK. Turned out to be a good decision. While waiting for a dancer to appear I chatted up the DJ. Really a neat guy. He said that while waiting if I had any requests he would play them. So I threw out some titles a he said "no problem." So I sat there and enjoyed my burger, beer and some Classic Rock. About midway through lunch a dancer finally came out of the dressing room and marched right over. Without even an introduction she asked if I was interested in a dance. I just pointed to my burger and she said she would come back later. Another customer had wandered in and she went to talk to him. After I finished my lunch I ordered another beer and waited for more dancers to appear. The first dancer reappeared and asked if I was ready to "go back and have some fun?" I said that I had hadn't seen any dancers yet. After about 45 minutes of NOT seeing anyone on stage or on the floor besides the one dancer, I left. If I had to rate the quality of the dancer it would be 5. She was small in the bust and carried some meat on her hips. Maybe I should at least tried her for one dance, but I was pissed off st the club by then