Pros: clean and well-kept-up club. Well-lit...

Pros: clean and well-kept-up club. Well-lit and well-guarded parking lot--anyone who's nervous about going to the east side (as some of my friends are) should stop by here to see they have nothing to worry about. Lots of dancers working. All the girls I've gotten dances from there encourage touching (breasts and butt--nothing more intimate than that's going on, at least not that I've seen). Long songs: other clubs I've been to, it seems like each "song" lasts about sixty seconds, but not here.

Cons: Expensive, with a lot of annoying nickel-and-dime charges (maybe I've been lucky, but I've never encountered anything like the $5 "wristband" charge to get a lap dance anywhere else). The quality of the dancers has really declined over the past six months or so, with most of the best-looking and friendliest girls (God, I'd love to know what happened to Siren...) leaving and being replaced by much lesser lights. The last time I was there, there was only one girl who I thought was pretty enough to be worth spending money on, and I know from previous visits that she has something of a standoffish personality, while too many of the other girls are too aggressive. Next time I go across the river, I'm going to try out someplace else.