Don't expect luxury and a great...

Don't expect luxury and a great atmosphere. But this sure was good for what I wanted. After a night of strip clubs, I was ready to bust a nut. So, I took a chance and pulled into Bare Necessities. It's a pretty seedy looking joint on Cheshire Bridge, but everything on Chesire Bridge is. I rang the doorbell, and two African-American babes greeted me. One was petite and pretty, the other was a tall Amazon woman named Candy. If you tried to mess with her, she'd probably mess you up. But she had a body and huge tits. Gents, neither of these ladies will rate high, but when your ready to bust a nut, you are willing to settle.

They told me the rules: $35 for 20 minutes. Make sure you have exact change, as they won't make change for you.

I chose the tall, tough, but sexy Candy. There was just something intriguing about her. She took me back to a room. It was a dark, kinda nasty room with a leather chair in the corner. She told me to get comfortable and she'd be back.