After looking forward to visiting this...

After looking forward to visiting this club, it was a total bust! Well, not a total bust but damn close. I arrived at 1:30pm. Lots of cars in the parking lot. Club is easy yo get to and the parking is free; and there is plenty. Went in and paid the $3.00 cover. Went in and saw TWO (2) girls "working." Stopped at the bar to order some eats. Since it was half off I got the wings. I wished I had been warned that it was "hot" wings. Could not eat more than two. Don get the food! Ordered a diet coke aND it was $7.50! And it was not 2-4-1. Only alchol drinks. Luckily it included O'Douls or Becks. So I got two Becks. One of the two dancers was standing at the bar talking to what must have been a regular. The other, Autumn, was talking to a patron who soon left. So she sat at my table while I waited for my wings. The conversation was nice but I was waiting to see someone get on stage. The arrangement of the club has been described before so I won't go into it except to say that I think the cage like apparatus in the middle of the room might be for a feature dancer. Autumn finally left and Vanity showed up. Meanwhile two other dancers showed. So I think the show will finally start. No so. Maybe there were 5 or 6 patrons. Vanity remarked about how dead it was. She finally left and put her street clothes on and left the club! Autumn was nice but had small breasts. I would rate her initially a 5. Vanity had no boobs and I would rate her a 4. She was a little curvy. But that is ok. Autumn was skinny. An older dancer, Rachel, sat down next. I had already been at the club for over an hour and had not seen one dancer on stage. So it is kind of hard for me to say what type of club this is. I personally think what happens on stage determines what type go club it is - nude or topless. There was just something about Rachel. She was not especially pretty, small boobs, and could use some time in the gym. She offered one dance for $20 (I think) and I countered with 2 for $30. She said she could do that and off we went to the room of many chairs. Luckily no one was there. She immediately took off her clothes, even though I tried to get her to add some sizzle, since I had not seen anyone on stage yet. She immediately started grinding. She allowed touching of her body. My feeble attempts to touch her kitty were met with remarkable skill of deflection. I even unbuttoned my pants in hopes of some hand action, but to no avail. Today of all days my blood pressure medicine decides to mess me up. So Little Willie did not make an appearance. I must say that Rachel gave it her best grind. I thought she was a good sport so I ordered another dance for $10. She said she could do that also. So off she set grinding away to was seemed like a very long song. At the end Little Willie was as flaccid as when he started. I tipped her $10 dollars for her effort. So the total was $50. I was there a total of two hours and had not seen one dancer perform on stage. On the way out I spoke with Autumn and asked price. She said one for $45. I offered two for $30 again. She flat said no. I left on that note. Autumn and the other dancers would rather sit around and smole 'n joke than earn money. I stopped at the check-in counter and said I should ask for my $3 back because I had not seen one dancer on stage. I think I startled her because she looked shocked. Then she mumbled something about seeing the dancers walk around the room. I should have said not the same thing because on the floor they are dressed somewhat; on stage they should be getting naked. I was thoroughly disgusted with the whole situation. I don't quite know how to rate125 the monetary value of the club. With one dancer I got good service; the other BAH.