I had an unexpected business trip...

I had an unexpected business trip to Southern New Mexico, flying through El Paso, a city that I am familiar with but had never visited a strip club in. I did my homework and since the Cab is 10 minutes from the airport, I decided to make a quick stop.

I arrived several minutes before 3:00 p.m. and found it to be open already. I paid my $10 to the guy sitting in a folding chair just outside the club and got my armband. I entered the club to find it dark. . . like cave dark. . . barely able to see the denomination on a bill when it was a foot from my face.

I was the only person there, though I was quickly joined by a couple of other guys, but a dancer was on stage full nude. I tipped her on stage and she she did a short private for me, but even with the stage lighting, it was hard to see.