OK…my first visit EVER to this...

OK…my first visit EVER to this club! I was fortunate to be travelling and made the beeline here after a little coaxing from a fellow club member. Getting here wasn’t too bad, but as I travelled over the George Washington Bridge, I was concerned over getting back as the other side appeared completely closed off with traffic either backed up or no traffic at all! Fortunately, I had no intention of returning right away. If travelling by car, once you make it to Rte 21, Miller will be the first right you can make as the highway transitions into a regular street. I missed the turn, but doubled back…lol! I rarely operate by GPS and tonight was no exception, as I depended on my printed mapquest sheet and it did the trick.

I was able to stop at a bar down the road for a drink as I read that they didn’t serve alcohol in the club. After throwing 1 down, I arrived to Sights at 3am. Parked directly across the street. There appeared to be plenty of parking on the side where no one would hassle you. I went through the well documented 3 point security protocol, which is protected with barbed wire no less, signed my life away and paid my $26 bucks. There is a raised metal bar across the lower portion of the first door, that security is kind enough to inform you to step over as you enter. As soon as you walk in, you are still technically outside, but shielded from prying eyes through a secure partition. I saw 3 females in front of me and one had a extremely PHAT AZZ, and she gave me the eye and informed I’d have a good time tonight! I made a rookie mistake and said it was my first time here. Turned out if there are people around you, they will know your new anyway cuz you will be forced to sign the sheet, which all newbies sign. The pat down process is exactly as has been described by others. But when you get to phase 3 and start making your way upstairs, there are painted colored steps to guide you on your journey, basically to keep only 3 on the stairs at any given time. Suffice it to say, I was impressed with the setup…they do take security very seriously.

It was a nice crowd, but not overcrowded and it was pretty even between custies and dancers. They do charge $20 for 1 dance, but the key is to stick to tipping. I won’t go over the layout, but it was just the right music and just the right amount of lighting. I was very pleased and extremely comfortable. Girls took turns occupying the stage and working the floor for dances or tips. Didn’t see too many attempt VIP but it’s is $40 for use (and told $50 after 5am). There was a different vibe from 3-4am; 4-5am and 5-6am (which is closing time). For 3-4am, the girls were straight hustling! The big booty chick hustled me out of 1 dance for $20 cuz I didn’t peep she used the word “dance” in her sentence. It was a good dance, but I was done with her for the night as I tried to convince her she could make more off me by coming to a mutual agreement and she wouldn’t budge. After that, I adhered to the tipping process…lol! Than the “booty” stampede occurred around 4am. It’s actually referred to as a “pussy” stampede. All the girls come out and twerk on stage (last about 20 minutes). From that point until 5am, chicks and patrons start to disappear. That left the cool chicks working from 5-6am, and they were more reasonable in accepting patronage plus were better dancers. I left at 5:45am to the awakening of sunlight coming across the horizon…lol. Glad I checked this place out!