I love how secluded this club...

I love how secluded this club is! It's like a secret elegant mansion of carnal lust at the end of a dark country road, illuminated in pink neon!

I get excited when I drive to this place - it's secluded!

That said, there are a couple weird things about this place - the membership card. First, I don't want to have to carry a stupid membership card around in my wallet for a strip club!!!!