Went in close to midnight on...

Went in close to midnight on a Saturday. Paid the cover (think it was about $40) and went inside. The club is not ugly or run down, it's pretty decent inside and out. There is no one on stage when I enter - all the girls seem to be sitting on a long couch talking to each other. I order a drink and wait for some action. I sip on my beer for a few minutes and still no one takes the stage. My waitress walks back over and asks if I've been here before. I tell her I haven't and she breaks it down to me - "This isn't really a strip club it's a VIP club." She then leads me to the back room where they have a series of small curtained off rooms. She sits me down in one of them and tells me she'll be right back. When she returns, she has brought all the girls for me to choose from. I pick the only one who isn't a fake blonde with fake tits - A Cuban girl with about as perfect a body as I've ever seen (fat in the ass n tits and skinny everywhere else) Then comes the hammer. "Okay, you can get her for half an hour in this room for only #350." In my mind I know this is a bad idea but the dancer is already sitting on my lap and her hand is already working some magic over my pants. I drop the $350 and the waitress leaves. Then my dancer straddles me and pulls off her top. She puts her hand on the back of my head and pulls me into her cleavage. I start sucking on a nipple, she doesn't seem to mind. Then she whispers in my ear, "I work for tips, baby." Huh? "It's $750 for me for the half hour." I wish I had been drinking something so I could spit it out. So, now I am completely stuck. I already dropped $350 on the room and unless I drop some serious cash I'm gonna get zero action. I go into negotiation mode. After five minutes or so I get her to drop the price to about $250. She then starts the lap dance and, honestly, it is one of the best I've ever had. She moves slowly and maintains contact with my Johnson at all times. The only thing is she is constantly trying to upsell me. Trying to get me to pay for a full hour so "we can have more fun" or telling me if I tipped her more she would make it special (of course she wouldn't tell me how). It is kind of a buzz kill. We finish up our time and I leave never to return.

Avoid at all costs. If you are looking to be parted from a huge chunk of money you have way better options in the near area.