The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174

I find this establishment very unusual...

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everysooften
Sep 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I find this establishment very unusual in that it is a very classy looking place but with sub-par entertainment. The bar is very nice, the neighborhood is safe enough and the feeling is that serious money could be spent here. On my particular mid-afternoon visit the entertainer to patron ratio was 2.0:1.0 or even 2.5:1.0. Paradise, right? Wrong! Considering that 80% of the talent was 7 or lower the ratio drops to about 0.50 for practical purposes. Now here's some good news. Only one performer below a 6 on this visit. In other words, we have a relatively low mean but a small standard deviation: no wide fluctuation so no bold actions for a "high end" and no evasive maneuvers for the "low end" are needed. This is what communism must be like! Attention comes quickly and the pressure is only moderate. Smoking permitted and the lunch buffet was, according to one dancer "fantastic". Really? Corn chips and salsa with a few trimmings is "fantastic"? No cover was collected and parking is easily found on the street. If you desire valet, it's available, But why bother?

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