Oasis Goodtime Emporium is a good...

Oasis Goodtime Emporium is a good strip club. This review will be in two parts: the good and the bad.

The Good. The main reason we come is the strippers. Oasis Goodtime Emporium has some great looking girls. The majority are white with some black, Mexican, and Asians in the mix. The table dances are $10 and best place to get them is in the high top tables. VIP is expensive and did not partake. The layout of the club is two bars and three stages which are spread out nicely. Both bars and all three stages were going when we were there, so lots of chances to check out the girls. The waitstaff can be a little snippety as they get slammed later at night. The management / bouncers are great and always chat with them when I go there. Oasis Goodtime Emporium tends to lean towards the regulars and I am regular there, so this is good for me. The staff describes the place as The Cheers of strip clubs, and there is a lot of truth in that. Smoking is a problem at all the clubs, but Oasis Goodtime Emporium has good ventilation and really high ceiling, so it does not get oppressively smokey. Another nice thing about this club is that it is outside Atlanta proper, so it is easy to get to and plenty of free parking. Paid VIP parking is available for you big shots too.

The Bad. The dances are nice but they are all air-dances in the non-VIP area. The talent is still good here but over the last several years it has fallen off. This will sound strange but this place is too CLEAN for a strip club, for example they remodeled the bars with great looking granite tops which reminds me of my kitchen! The old wood bars had character, and the new ones look industrial.