Went to The Cabaret Club today....

Went to The Cabaret Club today. As soon as I came to the door I was greeted by two non english speaking individuals. Already a bad sign in my book. I go in and it's true pitch black. It takes a while for your eyes to adjust. Immediately I get hit up for dances and drinks, ( I guess it was a slow day for them.) After turning away about 6 girls that didnt do much for me, I see a little petite blonde and this one I just cant let go. Her name is Barbie and has the most beautiful laugh and smile I have ever seen. Definitely doesnt belong here. Barbie marry me!!!!!!