My buddy and I attended this...

My buddy and I attended this club on a whim one night. Once you get into the main area, it is set up like a typical strip club. This night, most of the girls were eastern European and rated a 7 at best. Most could barely put any effort in and came and went with no more than a "vant a dance?"

I came to have some fun, so I did get some dances from a blonde Russian. She was cute, but her dances were minimal contact and I got screamed at by a bouncer when my hands came to rest on the outside of her thighs, just above the knees.

Wow. This is lame.