Clancy's is very easy to miss...

Clancy's is very easy to miss - the building doesn't look like a bar at all. If you walked in, you might be tempted to turn around and walk back out. The "stage", as it were, is the size of a pallet, relatively low, and situated right in between two short lengths of bar. Dancers will basically stand on the stage and wiggle for a little while, then come around and collect tips. I've never seen a dancer there that wasn't Brazilian, with skin tones ranging from euro-white to mocha coffee. Their English isn't very good, but they will still try to make conversation with you. Lap dances are in a common area with four big lounge chairs in the corners facing each other. The dancers will often speak exclusively to each other in Portuguese. Some of them are older, some are not very pretty with fantastic bodies, some have slightly above-average faces and non-stripper bodies. Basically you have 13-15 points to distribute in total between 1-10 face and 1-10 body. You might get an 8.5 body, but it will definitely come with a 5.5 face.

So why would anyone come here?

Simple: Bang for your buck. Your mileage may vary, of course, but there is typically A LOT of contact back there. Don't expect extras because of the common area, and while they may occasionally work on you, it is mostly a grope-fest. If you're looking to get off, this may not be a guaranteed score for you. If you're looking to grab some boobs and ass without having your hands redirected and maybe even rub a pussy, this is your new favorite spot.