Short Review: If you are stuck...

Short Review: If you are stuck in the area I would drive the 10 min to Bugsy's on Broad Street in Elyria as opposed to here. This is a mediocre bar with mostly unattractive women. No cover, $10 public bikini lap dances, reg priced drinks.

Longer Review: I had submitted this place to be added here a couple times, mostly to try to warn people about it. My visit was early November of '13. I have been back by several times since my first visit and it has looked completely dead during prime times on Fridays and Saturdays. Parking is poorly lit except right by the road. It's not the worst area but I got an uneasy feeling so I parked near the road. No cover and clean restroom. Large bar and competent bartenders, good drinks at regular bar prices. The layout is odd because there is a nice wood dance floor in front of the four foot deep stage. There were no tables in front of the stage since they would probably mar the floor. The stage is about two feet tall and had one poll, if I remember correctly. There were maybe three tables between the dance floor and bar. I took a quick walk around the place and sat down at the bar since I didn't plan on staying long. I noticed signs all over the bar that girls cannot ask you to buy them drinks or get dances. I survey the talent and most were just sitting at the bar drinking, some still in street clothes. There were maybe seven girls rated generously between 2-5 since I really only saw one up close. Several of the patrons looked completely wasted or drugged out. There was one dancer that came up to me. She was a trash-skinny, bleach blonde but initially seemed friendly enough so I thought I'd at least get some info from her. Usual conversation stuff ensued until she said, "Obamacare, hunh?" I asked, "What?" She proceeded to ask me what I thought about it... So I changed the conversation to the inactive girls and wasted patrons. She pointed one patron to my left out and said, "That one always wants a handjob but doesn't want to tip nothin'." Silence from me. I kept looking around to show I was not interested but she did not take the hint. She asked me if I wanted a lap dance and I asked about the signs. She told me how they got in trouble a while back, which I had known from another site. I decided, why the hell not since I was here already. We proceed to one of three banquet-style chairs in the corner opposite the bar, no privacy at all. She would kind of sit on my lap facing me and move a little bit, get up, turn around, bend over, shake a bit and repeat. She asked if I wanted another so I said yes just to see if anything changed. The only addition was some more sitting with some light stick shifting. That's when I noticed several bandages under her top that were not there for nipple coverage. It could have been for cat scratches or something benign but I was done. I gave her $20 and a few ones and started walking back to the bar and sat. She came back up to me. I ordered another drink for myself and hoped she'd take the hint; nope. I looked over and the drunk guy from before was getting a handy at the bar... I said, "It looks like he found a taker." and pointed the the guy. I looked away and hoped the girl would leave me; again, nope. She just watched them. As I was quickly finishing my drink a thick AA dancer started dancing on the bar. I figured I'd leave before the drunkie finished or Coyote Ugly took a dive.

I realize I was monopolized by a bad dancer but there doesn't seem to be much potential here. I doubt this place has changed and there is always a sign out front that they are hiring 18 and up bikini dancers. I may try it again someday but I have had much better times at other places not far away from here and didn't feel like I'd leave with something.