I had some extra cash so...

I had some extra cash so I decided to go club slumming Saturday night. Fantasy on 7th Street was my first stop. Some of their dancers are way to heavy to be in a bikini, much less on stage. I did tip the better looking dancers while they were on the stage, but no one asked me for a private dance. After 90 minutes I decided to cut my losses. On my way out, a dancer on the porch smoking asked me why I was leaving so early. When I told her the truth, she offered to come back inside for a private dance. Too late sweetheart.