After my poor experience at Fantasy,...

After my poor experience at Fantasy, I tried my luck at Bottoms Up. They had better looking dancers, no heavyweights, and someone always on stage. After tipping several dancers, I was approached to buy a drink. I have no desire to buy anyone a $22 drink so they can complain about their problems. I asked about private dance prices and she quoted me 1 for $22 or 2 for $90. I asked again and she said the same thing. When I asked her why someone would pay $90 for two dances when they could get individual dances for $22, she did not have the slightest idea what I was talking about. At that time a server came by and explained $90 was for five songs. The dancer then told me that to have a topless dance with touching, I would have to spend $140 for the VIP. I must have "SUCKER" written on my forehead. I told her that I was going to pass, but she would not leave. Thank God she finally got called to the stage. I finished my beer and left with my money still in my wallet. I think I will save it for my trip to Cocoa Beach in January, where they know how to separate a man from his money.