I stopped in on my by...

I stopped in on my by there today (8/21) around 2:30 in the afternoon. I had never been before, but was curious. I'd been to many "novelty shops" and worked at a Deja Vu in college. I was interested in a dance or maybe a spank in one of the booths.

Things started off ok. However, it went downhill from there. There were 2 other guys in the building, but they were the plumbers. The girl at the counter was very friendly and explained how things worked. I wasn't sure exactly what she was getting at with the "tip" involved in the "dances" and massages. The topless massage was a "tip" of $59 and a nude was $79. I had $65 in my pocket.

I asked what a good "tip" was, and she just kept pointing at the sign. Call me a "noob" or naive, but I just wanted a pretty girl to rub on me for a while. I went in the back to rub one out, but changed my mind and went back to the counter to at least get the topless rub. Just then, the dance decided she was going to eat her lunch (can't blame her for eating), but that completely ruined my mood.