La Chambre
Closed
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*

I went there for the first...

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ballerman
Aug 20, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I went there for the first time ever on 8/19. I was shortly before 7:00 pm, so there was no cover then, which was nice. There's no valet parking. A bonus in my opinion for the free parking. The parking lot was weirdly sectioned off for the club with rope. There is someone that sits in front and watches the parking lot and I did see cameras while inside, so it's pretty safe. The inside is pretty small with a vip lap dance section behind the doorman when you first walk in. Then there is a bar on the left and a long stage on the right. When I first got there, there were no girls on stage for almost 1 hour. It was pretty dead when I went there probably due to the I-96 construction. Drinks were pretty cheap though. I got a coke for only $5. There's no bathroom attendant, which is good because they do not ever really do anything either. After a while the girls, started coming in. They were mostly black with a few white girls in between. However, none of the girls were my taste. They were mostly chubby or had a little bid of extra padding here and there in the wrong way. There was only one black girl that was okay, but still not good enough to get dances from. A few girls tried to talk to me, but I politely declined. I order another drink for $6 and shortly after finishing it, I left. All in all, there was only like 5-6 girls and I won't be back.

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