I wandered out of Devil's point...

I wandered out of Devil's point one Friday night and made my way over. I was super horny and hadn't gotten it out of my system. I see an adult video store with a sign saying something to the effect of "Live nude shows."

I wander in. I'm greeted by a relatively cute, thin, blonde girl. She gives me the rundown. It seems she's the only one there. I think about it a minute and then agree. She takes me to the back room and disappears for a minute while I sink into the leather sofa.

A few minutes later she returns. She puts on some "R&B" and slowly starts stripping out of her adorable lingerie outfit. After the typical lap dance fare goes on a few minutes, she tells me "You can get more comfortable if you want." I ask her to clarify what comfortable means, she says "Naked."