Regretfully, this is not my first...

Regretfully, this is not my first time at this club. For whatever reason, I get on Fremont and it's just so damn convenient. However, the last time I went was for my friends birthday. We hadn't even been able to sit down and order our mandatory two drinks (at $10 a piece) when we were hawked by two dancers. My buddy was dragged off to the VIP room and I was forced into a booth by a very persistent 40 something year old dancer (not that the age bothered me). Despite my objections the woman proceeded to negotiate (force) a dance. When she was done she tried to convince me that it was customary to tip the dancer 100% the price of the dance to which I politely responded "Ha Ha Fuck that noise, you weren't that good".

As I proceeded to head to the bar the dancer became so irate that I actually walked out of the club to get away from her. About 30 minutes later, I walked back in to find my buddy and immediately was Hawked by another dancer. This one was a really air headed chick with an annoying voice that would not shut the fuck up. Once again, forced into a booth and she started dancing. About six songs later I started flipping out wondering what this was going to cost me. I asked her what song we were on to which she replied "this is song 1" (like I said, air headed)

After dodging that bullet I finally made it to the bar and waited for my friend to run out of money. Before I finished my first drink a pretty gnarly looking dancer walked up an started her pitch. This time I was not leaving the bar. After rejecting her multiple times she sat on my lap and said she wasn't getting up until I agreed to a dance. So I stood up and watched her fall on her ass. At that point the bouncer walked over and told me to "Get the Fuck Out"