Before i get started on the...

Before i get started on the review i need to make it clear that no matter how high i rate a dc club you will never get the kind of value at these clubs that you can get from a southern maryland club. With that said I grade DC clubs on a curve because there are no lap dances or touching allowed.

I arrived at the club around 11PM. I had driven by the club a few times and thought it was closed because the front where the sign is has a bricks over the door. I guess that was the old door. I found parking on around the corner and walked to the club. Had to walk by it twice to find the door on the side near the corner. I walked in slowly expecting to see a receptionist or bouncer and to my surprise there was nothing initially. Just a small storage room with another door where music was coming from. I opened the second door and walked in. The first thing I noticed was that its a really small club. There were about 25 customers and 12 girls in the place which may have been a fire hazard. The security guard approached me and didnt say anything. I put my hands up to be frisked and he did nothing. I was confused but after a while he asked for ID. I showed him and he gave me a quick pat down and I proceeded to the bar. No cover is always a plus.

When you first walk in there is a flat screen tv on left wall. People were sitting on couches about to watch a boxing fight. I wasn't sure if the couches were VIP or not so I kept walking. The bar is in the middle of club and is right across from main stage. Between the stage and bar is a very narrow walkway to second half of club. So narrow that you have to pass 1 by 1. If you sit at the bar and turn around the girls pussy is in your face close. Anyway the bartender was new and took a while to get my drink order. Beers were 6-7 dollars depending on beer. Cheapest beer is heineken. I sipped my beer while standing near the bar and watching the stage. I looked pass the bar there is another stage and a two more couches. While at the bar some guy bumped into me and then apoligized. He begged me "Please don't shoot me it was a mistake". I laughed it off but he was serious. He repeated "Please don't shoot me man". Had me wondering what kind of club I was at. But i realized to be extra careful and mindful my surroundings.