Okay, so I'll be the first...

Okay, so I'll be the first to say that I like to go to strip clubs in the afternoon because I'm a slut and want a ton of mileage and like to feel like I'm the most important guy in the room. I visited LR a few weeks ago in the evening because I happened to be in Dayton for work overnight. I was pretty disappointed. There were some pretty girls working, but they were infatuated with regulars (maybe I look too much like a cop). I tipped several girls on the stage and got the distinct impression that none of them were interested in the kind of private dance that I look forward to. When I finally decided that I would try one of them, I selected the hottest girl in the place (none of them were doing dances, btw, they were just hanging at the bar with regulars drinking). I figured, she's hot, maybe it will be a fun dance. She was HOT, but the dance was no fun. Like I said, I'm a slut, so I go in with expectations for good mileage, at least. She figured, as long as she looked pretty, that would be work the $40 I spent for the dance. As with lots of clubs, it's all in who you choose. I'll go back again, don't worry. But, I'll probably go in the afternoon, and I'll force myself to choose more wisely or walk away.