When you finally make into the...

When you finally make into the main room, it seems like you've been engulfed in one of those erotic scenes in that "Spartacus" show on Stars (if you haven't seen the show, you're welcome). Nearly-nude bodies are everywhere from the tables to the VIP booths, on the two stages and the overhead catwalk, waiting outside the men's room, the two bars…well, we could continue this for awhile but you'll see when you go.

Aside from the main room, there is a room that houses male dancers until midnight Friday and Saturday, 10 skyboxes on the second level with different themes in each, an area for private lap dances, a champagne room and a karaoke room (why not?) that is often rented out by large groups.

Your fantasy continues when you start to take mental inventory of the ladies. You normally see a smattering of absolutely beautiful women at other clubs along with a few questionables, but the selection here is nothing but top-notch.