Finally Made it to an Australian SC... Pure Platinum
First off...Fuck you desertscrub if you call this a shill review. Ok now that I took care of that. Finally made it to Australia. Stayed at the QT Hotel in the CBD (Central Biz District) Darlington Harbor. Sydney turns out to be kinda boring for nightlife unless you like bars and with lots of guys in suits drinking beer or girls on their iPhones. Fortunately there are 3 strip clubs within a 10 minute walk or less. The only good one is the one I have parked myself at 3 nights in a row so far so this review is a compilation of those nights Wed thru Fri. That would be Pure Platinum on Pitt Street literally around the corner from my hotel. Enter from street past 2 Samoan bouncers that wand you for weapons. Walk up stairs to desk, pay yer $20 cover and your in. Couple things about Australia. It is the most PC city ever. You can't get shots after 12pm, only mixed drinks or beer. Even though bars close at around 3 they have this lockout bullshit where no one can enter the club after 1:30. The city is probably run by bunch of post wall social justice warriors. And there are no 1 dollar bills in Australia, only $1 coins. Smallest bill is a fiver which means each stage tip is $5 since tipping a dancer in coins is universally just not done of course. Also they are very strict on no touching of the girls on the floor. They won't sit on your lap so don't make that mistake and have Samoa Joe come over and yell at you. Strangely enough though prostitution is legal in Australia so I'm not sure why the no touch rule at the clubs.
So the club has two rooms on two levels. The main room is used when it is slow. Fri and Sat nights they open up the other room and that gets filled up. There is a DJ playing mainly hip hop and R and B hits and classics. Another guy on a mic announces dancers as they start their time on the poles. Drinks are not cheap, beers and mixed call drinks are about $11 and premium booze runs around $13-$19. Generally there are 2 or 3 girls up at one time on very small stages so you are sitting pretty close to them at all times. The girls get topless and each one dances about 4 songs per rotation. What I really liked about this club is that it was always a party atmosphere. Everyone including employees were pretty friendly. The staff got to know me and welcomed me on site as a I spent a lot of time there. Girls had generally good attitudes. And there were plenty of girls to go around. Dances are priced at $75 AUD for 15 minutes, $150 AUD for 30 minutes, and $225 AUD for 45 minutes with higher prices for more time in the "VIP" room. The standard rooms were decent sizes with a comfy chair and a stage and great lighting so you could actually see the girl. You pay the front desk and then go with the girl in to the lap room and close the curtain. Anyone can stick their head in during the dances but I was never bothered.
So the girls... basically 80% white, mainly Australian with a few euros and the occasional latina and Brazilian and usually 3 or 4 Asians. No AA's or East Asian Indians. Average age probably about 22-26 with a few 30's and one 40ish gal who was still looking good. Maybe saw 1 ten, 2 or 3 nines's, plenty or 8's and 7's. Would have been happy to be with many of the girls. No fatties but one or two borderline gals who probably shouldn't have been there. There was one heart stopping Brazilian chica there that was every curvy busty lovers dream come true. Angelic face, perfect D cups, Brazilian booty. Sat and talked with her but sadly fucked up and did not get dances from here. Why? I was told there was no touching or contact during lap dances. This was told to me by the bouncer and the receptionist. Mistakenly I believed them. Well the next night I found out that was bullshit, if the girl likes you it can turn in to a regular US style lap dance. I wish there had been a review and discussion of this in TUSCL before I went there. Of course YMMV, many of the girls told me that they stayed on the little stage in the lap room and didn't grind on the poor guy if she didn't like him. About half the girls were approaching and about half did not approach. The girls were not overly aggressive and did not give you shit if you declined a dance or their company at your table.
Ended up hanging with Dee, a banging 22 yo while girl. Great connection, talked a lot about sexual experiences, got great topless full contact dances from her and hopefully after getting her Snapchat we may rendevous for some OTC. It is Sat night as I write this so I have 4 more nights in Sydney to make this happen. Stay tuned for an update..
