Ok, the girls are hot, for...

Ok, the girls are hot, for the most part, and aggressive. I was a nubie to this place, but not the trade in general. I played dumb. "So, tell me about the dance situation" resulted in "They are not dances, this is the Pleasure Dome" as if there was a row of beds in the back.

Well, stupid me, I let little head do the thinking after an especially flirtatious, if bad looking (in the face) young blond thing named "Angel (?) The Slut" (seriously, she introduced herself as "the slut") sat on my cock for 5 minutes and made it clear that she'd take care of me.

Off to the back to pay the guy for 2 songs. $40. In the room, it's $40 for topless or $100 nude to touch anywhere I want. I pay up. But within literally 10 sec, she's naked, I touch cooter, and the bouncer is in the room. Turns out "touch anywhere you want" means you can't touch the goods at all. Maybe the boobies if you're lucky and can sneak it.