First visit in years; had been...

First visit in years; had been disappointed on my last tries a couple of years ago. This is a nearly no-mileage club, so its entertainment value requires hot hot hotties who can talk a good game and at least give you a good fantasy. And historically (I've come here since 2001), they've done a pretty good job of hiring girls meeting that standard. Then it went all to hell after they did a major remodel (which radically improved the club's look): started changing prices/dances on a near weekly-basis, started hirng fatties and tweakers and wackies who ROB and yak yak yak a bunch of psycho stripper shit, etc. So off the list it went.

Recent mid-weekday return made me think happy days may be here again, which was reinforced a few days later. Prices for days at $6+5 for admission and drink; floor bikini dances $10 per; a "VIP room" (no real privacy, but bikinis slip a lot and the grind is harder) if you pay in advance for 3, 4 or 5; and "suites" for $180 per half hour ($100 Thursdays). More cameras than Universal Studios, plus watching bouncers; so anything crazy probably rarer than the Super Moon and only with a regular. But knowing it's "safe" makes some dancers push the limits, and so if you can "settle" for dry humping and NASCARing like hell with a hot girl, a good time can be had at merely $10 per dance. Plus non-dancer staff is non-intrusive and even friendly, facilities clean, etc. So can serve as a pleasant break from my preferred sleazier clubs.

But the dancers have to be to your taste, and on these visits they nailed it for me. Mostly thin, mostly white, mostly young, lots of blondes, mostly upbeat/happy attitudes. No one I would banish from the stage (or run to the toilet during their show). Only problem was low numbers (maybe 8 on the first visit, 5 on the second), but at least few repeaters so I saw a good sample. Not good with names, but had enjoyable dances with Spice (a little scrawny and pouty-looking and not much of a talker, but AWESOME butt and perhaps the best-looking cooter I've seen for months); Bobbi (blonde, a little older maybe 25-26, good D fakies with long nips (under that bikini, of course), aggressive dancer, tho her legs a little stubbly); Crissy or Cissy (young blonde with a touch of babyfat, like a dirty cheerleader, naturals); Star (maybe) (young blonde spinner, perhaps a bit scrawny/small in chest but great attitude); a thin Asian with a body a bit better than her face; a nice short and more voluptuous Latina with big naturals; and others. Minimal tats (apart from Spice), no apparent piercings, a disturbing number of rings on the left ring finger (yeah, its a fairly-clean club, but if that's somebody's wife/fiance...). Overall, worthwhile pickin's at a good price, worth a repeat when high mileage is not the driving factor.