It was once again time for...

It was once again time for my quarterly visit to Orlando and an afternoon trip to the Inner Room. Hot summer day, the place has not changed. Parked in the Inner Room Parking lot, no cover in the afternoon, walked through a long hall and into the main room. Dancers are on stage, but very few people pay attention to the dancers. I was tipping, but very few customers were. The dancers were greatful, but not nearly the personal stage dance that I am used to. Most of the customers sit at the bar, and dancers and customers are smoking away. The bartender was the same as last time, very large fake breasts which look to be made of plaster. She is very nice, although I did not get a free shot today. Drink was $5.75 and it was a very good pour.

The dancer quality is mixed. There is one older dancer who is always there and clearly needs to retire. There are Asian, AA, Latino and Caucasian dancers of various ages and sizes. There are two dance areas, raised areas with open bench seating. Pretty dark, but not private at all. The dances are $10 each, I don't think the songs are cut Papi, and are decent mileage but no extras. At least that is what I thought. While I was getting a dance, and older customer came and sat right next to me in the dance area. I thought it odd, as he was not with any dancers and it kind of ruined that little connection I was getting with the dancer entertaining me. After a song, two dancers came to him (he was obviously a regular), and one started rubbing away at his junk. Pretty soon a third dancer joined in and pulled out his equipment. Two of the dancers essentially were creating a body fort (very similar to chair forts I have experienced only with stippers) while the 3rd dancer wacked away. It was visable to me, since I was still sitting there. I ended after another dance, but it seemed like this activity continued for about 3 more dances. Poor guy must have no more skin on his thing.

Anyway, was not my best Inner Room experience. Did not love the two dancers I got dances from, the dances were not as good as I remember, and watching the guy sitting right next to me get the HJ was not my cup of tea. He clearly was not the LDK as he lasted way too long.

Regardless, the price was good, I smell like smoke, but I will go back.