Maximus Club
745 Bastrop Hwy Austin, Tx 78741

I decided to check this place...

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StripClubJack
Aug 6, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I decided to check this place out last night, Tuesday, around 9:00 PM when I arrived. Figured I'd go have a look and see what the $5 dance night was all about. First time visiting this club, and here's my experience. The outside of the place was pleasant enough, looked like a nice club, with VIP parking available for a tip to the parking lot guys. Very cute girl at the front door took my $10 cover and I was in. It's free before 8pm, so if I ever come back maybe I'll do that. The inside of the club was actually kinda nice, I was surprised. It's got a nice open layout, a long bar at the back of the place, main stage at the front & two side stages. Plenty of tables for seating, as well as couches along the walls for more private dances. Overall the place felt nice, clean, and comfortable. I liked the layout of the club, and sat at the bar for a nice view of all 3 stages.

I sat at the bar for a while and enjoyed a few drinks while watching the action and seeing if I can find a hottie to party with. There were honestly not a lot of great looking women, I'd say most in the 3-6 range. Mostly overweight women, but still a few cuties with nice bodies. Met an interesting girl by the name of "Semra"..chatted with her a while at the bar and outside in the smoking area. She was good conversation, as she was from Turkey and had traveled the world quite a bit. Talked and flirted for a while, had some drinks, and eventually got a couch for $10 and decided to try some dances. Before she started dancing she mentioned something about the $5 dances, but I didn't hear her clearly because the music was kinda loud where we were sitting, so I figured she was just stating that it's $5 per song. She dances about 6 songs and then we decide to go take a smoke break. She informs me that we're at 6 songs so far and that I owe her $120. I let her know I thought this was $5 dance night, and she then immediately starts flipping out and saying I agreed that I'd pay her more, which I certainly did not. Apparently, she had said that she doesn't do $5 dances before she started dancing, but I never caught that part. I just heard her mention something about $5 dances and didn't catch the full sentence. This girl flipped out and started getting rude with me really fast. She kept saying she was gonna get the manager, and I told her to please yes go get him and I'll talk to him and explain that it's $5 night and you're trying to trick me. She went and spoke to him, but he wouldn't come over to help her cause, and basically told her to sort it out herself lol. She came back and was being bitchy and rude and said she'll settle for $60. I already spent $20 on drinks for her, so I gave her $40 and said that's all. She got really pissed and started cursing at me and saying she'll make sure I'm never allowed in that club again, then stormed outside. I remained calm throughout the whole ordeal, and was actually planning on buying many more dances from her before she went all crazy on me like that. Had she just been cool, I would've spent more money on her. I talked with the manager afterwards and he said it's always some drama with that girl, and to not sweat it at all. Even gave me some free passes for next time. So I just went back to the bar, ordered another few rounds, and tipped / talked to other girls for the rest of the night. Didn't really see too much else to sample. There was a couple girls with really nice bodies, but I never tried them out, as I was kinda spent, so just tipped on the stage. Ran into crazy girl later again and she was being kinda flirty and smiley again as if nothing happened, lol, go figure, gotta love stripper drama!

All in all, this club is not that bad, but also not that good. The club has a nice vibe and prompt staff, but the quality of the dancers is not really to my liking. I love to see extremely beautiful women who are sexy as hell and know how to dance. This is not the place to go for that, at least not the Tuesday night I was there. I had a fun time actually, despite the little drama with Semra. I'll just chalk it up as another interesting experience. Not sure I'll be going back to this place, not when there's better clubs in town like the P10 and the Rose. But who knows. It's probably worth checking out if you're in the area and looking for a place to party. Just make sure you watch out for the girls trying to charge more on $5 night. Peace out :)

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