I'd never been to a strip...

I'd never been to a strip club before. I woke up that morning like, "fuck it." Hit up my best friend and we skate. I walk in the door and the strippers already have their clothes off. My brain hadn't even began to process the sign that read, "ATM." I guess I was distracted. We head to the bar and pay the bartender. "Free refills" all night. After a nominal 5 dollar fee. So I sit down and one of the dancers is dressing, she looks like my ex in Orlando. So she's already winning. We caught eyes, she pulls on her top. Lol but it's inside out, so she does it again. She then comes over to chat it up. I have zero game, with her. I felt like the prey, and dammit I knew it. She was a professional. She offered to go to the back and I happily complied. She was good as fuck. We did four dances, $25 each. Lol I had planned for one or maybe two. Found myself out $100 cash in about 30 minutes. I enjoyed losing every dollar.